When I was working for the Sheriff's Department as a Reserve Detective, I was in an episode of the FBI Files. I was also on $5 Cover for approximately 2.3 seconds. MTV tracked me down and came to my work to have me sign a release, which was pretty funny for 2 seconds of footage. So, cumulatively, It looks like my 15 minutes lasted about 15 seconds.

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I ate a candied grasshopper when I lived in Japan, and I have NO intention of ever eating one again.